How to put on the Bulge Bender 3000 - no drama, no fuss
No rocket science, no fiddling - the Bulge Bender 3000 was built so that a real man can put it on in under 20 seconds. Nothing is "threaded through" here. It's inserted like in a steel mill:
- 1. Ball out. The end ball can be released cleanly - no effort, simply disengage with light pressure.
- 2. No egg crushing. You do NOT pull the balls through. Just grab the front of the sack skin between your thumb and index finger and pull it through the approx. 26 mm opening. Anyone can do this - even with large balls.
- 3. Snap the ball back into place. When your bag is clean in the ring: Put the ball back in, click, done.
- 4. Release slowly. Now comes the moment of truth: the Bender takes on weight, pulls down - and you immediately realize why men love it.
There's no turning back here: as soon as the steel is in place, you can feel how long-bored balls suddenly wake up like recruits in the morning roll call. They no longer lie dutifully in their nests - they are on duty.
After years of routine, they start to work properly: They oscillate, they react, they swing - sometimes it feels like the two of them are jumping in circles with joy at finally being needed again. And your little one on top? He's the first to notice. More blood flow, more pressure, more juice that has something to do again.
In short: the Bulge Bender 3000 wakes your lower body from hibernation. Heavy. Deep. Brutally sexy. Once you wear it, you'll realize that the bulge isn't just for looks - it's a statement.
What the Bulge Bender 3000 does to you
- Look: Your bulge hangs lower, looks more massive, as if you were permanently half leaking.
- Feel: Constant gentle downward pull - that "heavy & full" feeling that won't go away.
- Attitude: You notice it with every step. Others see it every time they look at you.
- Style: A clearly defined block under your jeans - not a fantasy package, but real metal.
Material & handling
- Material: Medical stainless steel - hygienic, hypoallergenic, solid
- Weight: approx. 425 g - not a toy, but a serious load
- Dimensions: Length: 46 mm, width 665 mm, ball 20 mm Thickness of the ring 22 mm
- Surface: Smooth like polished chrome - can be put on and taken off cleanly
- Lubricant: It is best to use water-based lubricant so that it slides cleanly over the sac & skin
Wearing time & safety
- Wearing time: Urologists recommend a maximum of 30-90 minutes at a time - that's weight, not a decorative ring.
- Check your body: If you feel numbness, pain or tingling, take it off immediately.
- No ego trip: Don't go "even longer" just because it looks cool - your balls remain your capital.
Cleaning & care
- Clean with antibacterial soap or toy cleaner after every session.
- Stainless steel can be boiled if necessary - short, clean, effective.
- Store in a dry place, do not leave to rot in a damp locker somewhere.
Note
The Bulge Bender 3000 is a tool for guys who know what they are doing. The responsibility lies with you: you decide how tight, how long, how hard. The manufacturer / seller accepts no liability for damage caused by incorrect or excessive use.
In short: 445 g of steel on the bag is no gimmick - but if you can take it, the Bulge Bender 3000 rewards you with exactly the look that makes you grin in the mirror: Heavy. Deep. Unmissable.
